Survivor, Texas Style

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Survivor, Texas Style

Postby boB-R » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:54 pm

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas , travel to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , on to El Paso , then to Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo . From there, they'll proceed to Abilene , Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read, "I'm gay", "I'm a vegetarian", "I voted for Al Gore", "George Strait Sucks", "Hillary in 2008", and "I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

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Re: Survivor, Texas Style

Postby sckslaya » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:36 pm

That sounds like my kind of show almost sounds like some network would be crazy enough to try it. Until all the lawsuits came in.
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